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Ram Ram frnd wa! Kaisn ho? Hamar se kono galti hui gava ka? Tohar SMS ka darsan ko ik jamana beet gva Torant ik dui SMS wa bhej dio hmar phono pe. Dhnewad.
Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak gari ki speed bara di sardar jee ke wife boli ke aachanak gari ke speed kion bhara de sardar bola ke gari ke brake fail ho gaye hai is se phele aacident ho jaye jalde ghar phanch jate hain
Question: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? Answer: The warning label.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code, 101 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 103 little bugs in the code.
Question: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? Answer: 3 years
Question: Why can't MICROSOFT built any cars? Answer: Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks: "Are you sure?"
What did one computer say to the other computer? Megabyte me!!!
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
First man: You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms. Second man: That gives a whole new meaning to the words, “General Protection Fault.”